This is the transcript of the skit I did for Otakon, as Motoko Kusanagi
(from Ghost in the Shell). There's plenty of cyberpunk / Shirow injokes
and I KNEW that hardly anybody in the audience would get most of it...
but that's okay by me. :)

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Do YOU want to be a badass cyberpunk mofo?... Sure! We all do!
Then you need the Motoko Kusanagi CYBER correspondence school!
You can start a career, earn more money, or even get your degree.

You can learn things like: Mirrorshades Maintenance.
What style works best for you? Standard, wraparound, or the ever popular
IMPLANTS.

Next, in our Heavy Weaponry program, learn how to operate and maintain
YOUR "standard issue big gun"... such as:
the Seburo C-25,
the BFG-9000,
a Genom customized orbital railgun platform,
or, a wave motion gun with Yamato attachment.

Our next program teaches you MAD SKEELZ in computer hacking! Learn how
to jack in to the matrix and cut black ice with slow HA-3 viruses while
punching the grid at the speed of thought.

OR, get your degree!
You can major in Attitude and Antisocial Behavior.

It's the Motoko Kusanagi CYBER Correspondence School.
Once we've got you yearning for the taste of blue and evolving into a
hyperbeing of pure information, you'll NEVER be called a Web TV lamer
again!

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